Fourteen years of championship teams say nobody wins this league from 1-4. Plus the 202-point gap between the easiest and hardest schedules, the debut of the Churn Index, twelve kickers who doubled up twelve defenses, and Chet names his favorite for the trophy.

The Wolfhounds stand alone, the running back gambit finally works, Fellowship starts a third-string quarterback over Mahomes and Hurts, and Chet gets the full story on the trade that was settled by a swing in the Bronx.

The Commissioner put Chet on notice, so this one has forward-looking rankings, three named trades, the first Bench Report, and zero walkbacks. Plus the lowest score of the season and a game lost entirely to a lineup card.

Two weeks, two league-leading scores, and a benched Mahomes. Plus the Wolfhounds winning with their worst lineup, Bridge Four's bounce-back, and a quarterback carousel that spun four times in four days.

A 191-point explosion, three blowouts over 66 points, a rough debut for the running back gambit, and the first power rankings of the season. Plus Chet eats some crow.

House of Wenke cornered the RB market with four straight backs, the room panicked, and the Commissioner weighs in. Chet's full recap of all 192 picks, the winners, and the kicker taken in round 8.

Every owner's ticker, tracked as claims come in. Weekly performance sets the 2026 draft order.

The consensus first two rounds are posted on the league homepage, plus Chet's spotlights on an aging legend, a sliding superstar, and the rookie everybody's arguing about.

Chet's full offseason breakdown of every roster in the league: who's ascending, who's rebuilding, who's playing with house money, and who needs to shake a nickname.